Friday, November 11, 2011

My parents won't let me buy a nerf gun. I AM 14.?

Let me start out.





I'm dead serious and brutally honest to myself here.





I'm 14, and I'm a freshman in high school. I am of Asian ethnicity, Japanese (go ahead, leave, just don't be racist). I have a job. I have good grades. I am the school's weapons historian / technologist / consultant. I have been almost suspended from school for drawing the detailed schematics and specifications of a gauss rifle. I am also the school's tech support with the emacs and all.





The nerf gun I'm planning to buy is this:


http://www.hasbrotoyshop.com/ProductsByBrand.htm?BR=582%26amp;ST=SO%26amp;ID=22378%26amp;PG=1%26amp;SRC=GL10105%26amp;gclid=CLnB0MLhhJcCFQhMGgodoXDdXw





Now, it's a nerf gun. I HAVE my own money.





The problem is, she completely hates internet purchases and any form of gun. Or launcher. She bars me from even purchasing a MARSHMALLOW GUN. What the hell. And yet she doesn't bar me from purchasing numerous machetes, firecrackers, a KA-BAR combat knife, and countless (around 10) other knives (I'm in the BSA).





She says that nerf guns can put your eye out, she doesn't like any form of gun. And internet purchase (my sister got her bank account stolen - completely unrelated to anything but she's still paranoid)





Here's what I said exactly... (translated from Japanese)


"Uh, I've saved up for a little while, can I buy something?" -me


"What?" -mom


"Uh, a nerf" -me


"Nerf?" -mom


"One of those pump-tank foam dart launcher thingies that I used to play with, it's online and I really want it, I'll pay for it myself!" -me


"NO. I DISLIKE ANY KIND OF GUN" -mom


"But..." -me


"NO." -mom





What in the ******* hell.





Oh, and I don't use my yahoo account anymore. Email me at fishyfish777 (at) gmail.com|||where you got a job! email me im 14 too!!

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